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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Yahoo 360 to end as we know it

I found this while looking for an answer to an issue w 360:

The Evolution of Yahoo! 360

On Yahoo!’s Q3 Earnings call today, it was announced that we intend to transition Yahoo! 360 to a more integrated Yahoo! experience in early 2008. I want to provide additional information on this news and assure you that we will minimize any disruption to you and our valued Yahoo! 360 community. I also want to assure you that you can still use all the features of Yahoo! 360 until this transition takes place in early 2008.

We will be sharing specifics of this transition over the next several months, but I can tell you today that Yahoo! 360 will transition to a new universal Yahoo! profile that will be closely tied to other relevant services across Yahoo!, and will include improved blogging capabilities.

With the announcement of this transition, we assure you:

  • We will preserve your Yahoo! 360 blog content, profile photo, nickname, and friends lists during and after the transition
  • We will provide the right tools to move your blog content;
  • We will give you ample notice before this transition begins in early 2008.

The vibrant community that has flourished on Yahoo! 360 is important to many people, and it is important to Yahoo!. Providing a smooth transition is a top priority for us, and we want to emphasize that we are committed to preserving your blog content and friends lists throughout the transition.

Many of you have asked if Mash, Yahoo!’s experimental profile service, will replace Yahoo! 360. We know this is an important question for many of you, and even more so given this news. We don't have all the answers today, but we are testing solutions, including Mash, in order to provide a more integrated universal Yahoo! profile throughout the Yahoo! network.

We hear your concerns. We are listening to your feedback, and we are committed to providing a more useful, engaging, and valuable service in the future.

Best,

Matt Warburton

Yahoo! Community Manager

After looking at what Mash looks like, I have decided to me it looks a lot like Blogger

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Mourning a dear friend

Somewhere in the great plan of evolution, canines came to be with humans. Humans like them so much, we modified them into selective breeds, and so it was over 800 hundred or so years ago a little stout hearted earth dog was associated with my ancestors in Scotland. The Scottish Terrier, a independent but loyal to a fault friend...which aptly describes my Peewee.

Friday evening she was not her usual spunky self, but I figured everyone has a bad day, we see what the morning brings. Yesterday all mornig she lay on the floor by the fireplace, and when I put on her leash, she just looked at me, a far cry from how she had for the previous 12 years jumped to her feet, shaken herself and then looked at the door to say lets go...

I took her to the vet, who said she had an enlarged spleen, and was sent to a specialist hospital nearby. They did tests (blood, MRI,ultrasound) and reported the bad news to me and HB; she had cancer, which had spread from her spleen to liver, and there were a number of small tumors through out her 12 year body...yet she had seemed so vibrant only the day before I protested; yes, dogs are very stoic, and by the time they say something, it sometimes is too late. Our options were to take her home to die, most likely in about 72 hours; surgery to remove what they could and then chemo, which might extend her life 6 months, or the ultimate decision for a pet guardian, end of life with dignity. After spending some time with her outside under a tree, we decided she really was at the end, and I waited in the car as HB took her in. I was crying(still am) and he got in the car, without saying a word, and drove home. On a farm road about 5 miles from home, he simply said "I have a f%&^ing hole in my heart, I feel like I just lost my best friend" and we both cried.

We had gotten her as a puppy, and she was a little terror, but at about 6 months old, she figured out how to get over the small fence the separated her from the rest of us, and we would find her in our bedroom in the morning.

We started taking her on our family vacations, and by this year she had been in 6 states and Canada...and she had done her canine duty to smell the ocean from Canada to Mexico, and likely piddled on every beach between here and there...she had stood in the snow in Sierra, Cascades and the Rockies, in the desert of Arizona, and lived a good life for a little dog...but she had been my constant companion, sitting by me at night as I wrote on my computer, or watched TV...but she was just as at home supervising HB do chores or work outside...We miss her so.

God Bless You and Keep you sweet baby, we love you...

I know some readers will likely thing various things, like she was just a dog, and i feel sorry for you...because a house is not a home without a dog...because as musch as we may not want to, we love them, as they do us...

Canice

Friday, October 19, 2007

Late Edition for October 19, 2007 - Final

Back in the last century, circa 1973, yours truly was a struggling student in college. Well, thats not really true, the struggling part...school was easy, especially if you didn't sign up for anything that taxed your brain too much. Having spent the first 2 1/2 years as a psychology major, I was terrified i would end up working in a psych ward and become one of the inhabitants rather than staff...that and calling one of my professors (a real big fan of BF Skinner) a "mental health nazi" effectively ended this line of study.

I migrated to studying envromental studies, but there was no major at my school, so i became a anthropology major...until my advisor told me i was good at this stuff, but there was no jobs, so unless i was just "going to get married and pop out kids" I should find a new major...but what to do. Then my best friends came into the picture. He was someone i had known in high school, and had been one of those people you hung out with, but I was never really interested in him. He was a nice guy, and we became the dreaded "just" friends..dreaded (to him)because he always was asking me to go places and stuff, so anyway...he being a year ahead of me in high school was suddenly in the same class as me in college because of the draft...he got his notice, so immediately joined the air force reserve, and after training re enrolled in school. He suggested think about being in radio, and majoring in communications. I did.

One of my classes was a class in radio broadcast technique , which simply meant you donated some time to working on the campus FM station in addition to going to 2 classes a week. It was sort of fun, and the only drag was they really didn't let girls on the air, except...ta dah..to read the news or weather, or both. Since I was one of those concurrent students, attending both UC and state college, I chose to work at the less restrained station, KERS 90.7 FM.

My usual was to come in on wednesday night with my friend, and he would spin records, and then eventually would cue me in the opposite studio, and me, I would speak into this giant RCA microphone they must have got donated from the big band era.."Hey everybody out there ,hope you're diggin the sounds...hey, if you haven't heard...fees are going up, hey man, what aint?, and they are planning on charging a fee to park on campus. If you don't dig this, head on down to the quad next Thursday at noon, for a rally against the pig adminsitration...In Nam, more innocent dudes were killed today...."

This went on for several weeks, when one day one of the other girls came running down the stairs and out the door.."those dumb bastards have passed out in the control room!" We ran into the station, and sure enough, the control booth was a)deadbolted shut from the inside and b) looked like a smoke chamber...The two guys inside were sleeping, one in a chair, his mouth open, and head back, the other in a fetal position on a bean bag chair in the corner. We went into the other studio, where i usually read the news from, and started beating on the plate glass windows, to no avail. Finally, our station manager( aka our teacher) showed up. He sent for the janitor, who had a key to the door, and seeing the turntable needle bumping the center of the album, realized this was providing infinite listening pleasure to our audience(who by the way were calling in" Hey, like you dudes know this music is kinda bunk") said to my friend and i "get something on the air now...JL went to the studio board, and making sure the turntable worked, screamed "I need some GD music!!!", and so i fetched a stack from the library, and quickly flipped thru...and found our salvation! Iron Butterfly, the extended cut, the one that when people tried to dance to it, got winded and fell out...

I slapped vinyl on felt, and he started the record, and gave me the cue...the studio light when from dull lifelessness to a brilliant ON AIR, as I tried to sound professional and said something like "We are sorry for the technical problems, here is iron butterfly"...I stayed all shift, since there was no mike for the dj in this studio, and I would intro while he spun records.

The next day we heard the two who had decided to get stoned on air, which they said was an experiement, were kick off the air,and out of school...only to surface across town on a real station, which had recently gone on air as album rock (Quote from one of them ""I was a student at State majoring in speech and journalism. At that time, there was a student operated station, KERS. It was part of the broadcasting curriculum. A fellow student and I started a program that ran on Friday nights from midnight to six. It was a cross between KMPX in San Francisco and Berkeley's KPFA where we played albums - everything from Cream to Eastern music to Firesign Theatre - and invited guests to the studio." and their invited guests usually were high as a kite...meanwhile, JL and I were told to do a show, cause people had called in saying it was "a totally bitchin" ( I never knew what that meant, really)

From a radio history page I found: "...of music flow from one song to the next. In the early seventies KERS (90.7 FM) was the hip college station coming out of Sac State (CSUS) that rivaled KZAP in terms of adventurous experimentation. Many students who went through KERS ended up as jocks on KZAP. Another hotbed for Sacramento air talent was the KDVS at UC Davis...."

Neil Young & Mazy Star and guests

There is always a voice that reaches out... but your choice is to listen or ignore..

And then there are more subdued voices, to calm your soul...

Have a nice weekend!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Cynthia Veil Goes to Europe - Part 1

Upon arrival at the station, she turned to her trusty sidekick, her Scottish terrier, “Enigma, stay put damn it, mommies’ going to look for someone. Now what do you do if a stranger comes?”

The small dog sat up on the seat, barked, and bared her teeth, followed by a sincere growl. “Good baby” she said as she patted the pooches head.

As Cynthia approached the train platform, she could see a crowd gathering around something. As she neared, she could see a man was laying on the floor, near his head a fedora. Her stomach tightened as she could see the policeman, pulling a blanket that appeared to be from the sleeper car, and gently lay it over the mans head….a clear sign he was gone. As she approached the crowd, a man in a plain grey suit walked towards her, and in a single motion only a seasoned detective could master, displayed his badge and ID, “OK, sister, where ya think you’re goin?” as he grabbed her arm.

She fidgeted for a moment, then regaining her composure, slide her hand into her bag, and withdrew her own ID, “Cynthia Veil, Bay Area News, ever hear of it , flat foot?”

He grimaced, and tightened his grip on her arm, “ Look cookie, don’t get uppity on me, I don’t take no lip from nobody, even a cute broad like you, get it?”

“Quite a mouthful for a simple underpaid cop, wouldn’t you say. Look, all I want to do is get some details and file a story, OK?”

He relaxed his grip, and lead her thru to the corpse...he motioned, and a uniform cop pulled back the blanket, which was clearly marked Centennial Starlight, the train she had been trying to intercept.

“You know this pug?” he asked. She studied him, fedora, seemed stout, most likely him, and then she spied the well worn Thom McCanns. That and the greasy pompadour made it most likely him. Her heart sank as she asked, “did he have any ID? I’d like to get it accurate in the story.”

“Nope, poor sap only had this in his coat pocket” as he held out a note, part of a telegram. All she could tell was it was sent from London. She scribble the transmission number from the corner remaining, and asked where the pay phone was.

“Operator, give me Washington exchange, I need Ivanhoe 4- 0989, hurry please”

She relayed the information she had from the scene, and was taken aback by the news she heard.

“If the man you saw was our man, something really fishy is going on. Did he have a small scar on his face, below his left eye?”

“No, I didn’t see one”

“Cynthia, he was not our man. I don’t know who he is, but our man surfaced in London two days ago. We have been after Sidney Waddlesnot, and the FBI let us know that he had sent a telegram, and urgent telegram, to our man to catch a plane, and fly to London. He suspects nothing, but we think this has something to do with Maria McFall…”

“LADY Maria McFall???” her astonishment travelled well cross country, as the tenor of her voice changed remarkably.

“You know Maria McFall?”

“Damn right I do, the strumpet

She recounted how at Cal, she had met this ne’er do well woman of extreme pretension and no class, Maria McFall, or Lady McFall as she preferred. Lady was not only inaccurate, it seemed almost humorous, given the stories the fraternity boys told about her in the Gun Club. She had been raised in the Boston area, and spoke with this obviously intoned accent that was neither Bostonian nor British; hell, even a lowland Scotsman would not have any idea from what part of the isle she came from, and so everyone assumed her noblesse fausse.

Maria’s involvement in this increasingly sordid affair was at once surprising and then invoked a knowing satisfaction, like knowing the guy in Golden Gate Park dressed like an admiral and feeding pigeons was most likely a drunken bum, and then sadly realizing the veracity of your assumptions. She had always hoped the stories were merely vicious gossip, yet something had told her back then this one was one to steer clear of. There was a certain almost predatory feel about her, like she needed to feed off peoples need to believe in her stories, and once they did, she would take and take and take until they were bitter, or broke, or both.

“OK kid, so you gotta get your sweet patootie across the pond..jump on over the the airport”

She ran back to the car, barely acknowledging the lustful glare of the detective as he tipped his hat.

“Bark, bark, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

“Bad dog!, Its me dumb ass!” as she swung open the car door, scooping Enigma from the driver seat “ You’re not going to like this, but we are taking a long by by baby”

From Denver she flew to Chicago, then on the Big Apple. She boarded a Pan Am , and was finally on her way to Britain. In New York, she had called in again, and made the connection that the agent was now in her company, and that she was being tailed by Scotland Yard. British intelligence was tracking Waddlesnot. HQ was even more concerned about Albee, they usually could count on him. Rumor was he maybe had turned rogue….or traitor.

Either way, she was to find him, and report back. And in Britain, she would be joined by another agent, who would provide her a sidearm and make sure the other side did not get wise to her, for all intents and purposes a mere California photojournalist on assignment.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

October 16, 2007 - Heartbroke

How do you tell someone they broke your heart? How do you redeem them of their pain, and the pain they caused you? How do you convey the emotions that tear at your psyche, making you want to scream and cry all at once...alas. ...emotions are as turbulent as the sea, or as calm as the soothing surf, yet both are the same and different at the same time.

wideshot enhanced

Don't try to make sense of it, just be in it, knowing all storms pass...

I found myself a friend,
But he's crooked as a stick in water
So now I'm writing fairy tales
To catch the spirit of revenge
He's got a plan to steal my little sister,
But I'm not too concerned
'cause I will get him in the end

Monday, October 15, 2007

October 15, 2007

Recently, I have started writing small stories that sort of relate in theme to another bloggers more concise but vivid detective stories...which was fun, but is very time consuming for me...and on the drive home this evening, thinking about that, I decided that my blog, this blog, need to be true to what I started it to be... a collection of totally disconnected thoughts, monologues and diatribes pertaining to the things that matter to me, whether they are stupid and silly, or serious...that's what i wanted at the start and so i am going back to that...when something really bugs me, I'll say so.

I also have a kind of open ended question in my mind, well actually several, which reminds me of Andy Rooney questions:

You ever notice how guys pages have almost all girl "friends" and yet girls pages seem to be in several camps, all girl, all guy, or a mix of both??

Have you ever noticed that if you post a sexy picture, your blog readership goes thru the roof, but if you post more generic pics, it doesn't?

Ever notice how as you get closer to being old, men seem more worldly, while women seem old? (I borrowed this one, so don't blame me)

Women only(although i suppose some guys too??): Ever notice how when you find the perfect brand of panties, or a bra that is wonderful, it stops being made?? (This one is really bugging me, cause I had both of these situation raise themselves recently. So now what???)

Have you ever noticed that ...people online become your friend then lose interest within a week or so, and move on...there is no lasting relationships online? Are we destine to be a society of isolated disconnected computer junkies?

"You know you're getting old when at one point you thought you were too young for a job and now you worry about being to old for the same job."

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Cynthia Veil, OSI (Office of Special Intelligence)

As she hurried packed her things, athere was a series of loud knocks at the door, “Telegram for Miss Veil”

She opened the door, after assuring herself it must be important. She was correct, for the text read:

Cynthia:

Agent in peril; has been duped into assignment by fellow named Waddlesnot, known enemy agent STOP.

Try to intercept agent at DENVER Station. STOP

Arrives today on Centennial Starlight. Best of luck. If trouble call Washington exchange, ask operator for Ivanhoe 4-0989

Heidelberg END

She looked up from the message, unaware the messenger had been silently standing there the whole time. He extended his hand, causing Enigma to growl.

“Easy girl, he just wants some money. People like money, girl”

She walked to the table, and fetched her handbag, and turning curtly slapped some change in his palm.

“Thank you very much, now I must go” she said as she smiled and walked him back to the door, “Thanks again” she said as she slowly closed the door. As he descended the stairs she could see and hear him, looking at his palm “Oh, you are so wel-come... mam. Thanks a lot!”.

The sarcasm of his tone was not lost on her, but it surprised her. Why does hotel staff always think they have more coming that she was willing to pay, especially for such meager service?

She scooped Enigma from the floor, and with her free hand grabbed her overnight bag.

At the hotel desk, she stopped to say good bye, and the manager leaned across the counter “Miss Veil, you’re always welcome” he assured her.

“Tell it to your saucy bellman” she replied, nodding her head towards the young man who had brought her the telegram.

She could only smile as she heard him yell “You there, HERE….now PLEASE!” while walking out the turnstile doors.

Her route back to Denver was the most direct, for she had to arrive when the train did, or miss making the now urgent rendezvous. When she stopped for petrol, she used the pay phone, to call the number “Heidelberg” had included.

“Ivanhoe 4- 0989, to whom can I direct you call? “

“Heidelberg please”

“One moment…here it is, I’ll connect you”

“Heidelberg here”

“Cynthia, errr…agent…I don’t know”

“OK Agent I don’t know, you have a dog, what’s his name?”

Her name is Enigma”

“Cynthia, It’s good to hear from you, but you must be in trouble, whats going on?”

“I wanted to make sure the agent has not changed plans. I can meet the train on time, I need to know more about how to recognize him”

“Stout, about 5’11”, graying hair in a pompadour. Should be wearing a wide brim fedora, with a worn out gray suit and well worn Thom McCanns. Anything else?”

“No, thanks”

“Remember, he is unaware of who you are…when you approach him, tell him you are his assistant’s cousin, sent to help him…her name is Curvey Kellie.

I am told she sort of looks like Ann Baxter

Now get going!”

Saturday, October 13, 2007

a Girl and a dog named Enigma

Cynthia had been a wild child, the oldest daughter of former Colonel Veil, USMC, a powerful figure in the San Francisco Bay area. Seeing her unruly nature only exacerbated by the indulgence he showed her, he had sent her to the finest girls school in Colorado, during the war.
She had instantly associated with the artistic crowd, given to exploring art, and in the circles she fell, reefer. She had become a dope fiend, given to reefer madness, and was expelled from school after school, until she landed in the Canon City School for Wayward Girls. There she turned around, and by the end of her term there, was accepted to the University of California.
At Cal she had studied art, but came to the attention of one professor on a fall day, in the library. He knew she was bright, yet her work in his class was uncompleted, or she skipped class altogether. She was intently working on something, and as he cast a casual glance, was surprised to see her working on a cipher. As he watched her, he realized it was the Lewellen cipher, one so difficult that the best mathematicians at the unversity had not been able to crack. He had not told any of the students, but the cipher was actually supplied to him by his contacts in the OSI unit he served in; the other side was using it to encode messages they desperately needed to crack the ring suspected of being inside the government.
He stood some distance back from her, then casually walked up to the table, and sat across from her. She looked up, and beamed that familar smile, "Oh, hi professor!"she said
"What are you working on Cynthia?" he asked, knowing fully the answer.
"I'm not working on it anymore professor"
"Too difficult?" he mused
"Nope, I solved it" she smile, and slid her notebook over to him.
He studied her work carefully, withdrawing a pencil from his pocket, and checking her computations...by God, she had cracked it!
"Cynthia, may I have a word with you, in private?"
He told her to not discuss her work with anyone, because it would not be fair to the other students; his real intent was to report back to OSI friends. Once they had the solution, messages were immediately decoded, which revealed the ring operating in the government.
A few months later...
After graduation, she had started working for her father, in the newspaper business as a photographer. She was very unsatisfied, because she was assigned only the fluff work, taking pictures of ships coming into the bay under the Golden Gate,
or of new born puppies at the Mayors house, none of the hard hitting headline material she was aching to take.
One day, a rather plainly dressed pair of gentlemen arrived at the paper, and asked for the editor. After speaking with the editor breifly, he threw open the his office door and yelled" send in Cynthia Veil, NOW!"
She entered, and was left with the men in the office. "Sit down please miss" She nervously complied, as the editor left, whispering "I'll just be outside".
They explained they were from OSI, and showed her their credentials. " We want you to work for us" She was shocked, "But why me?" she asked in genuine bewilderment.
"It was the cipher you solved in college, you see it was a very complex cipher, and since you solved it, we thought you might like a chance to solve another, and maybe help your country"
She pondered it for a second; although she was a reformed reefer user, a pothead as they were called now, she still had a broad patriotic streak within her. "OK, I'll do whatever you ask" she said, without further hesitation. They called in the editor; she would stay on the newspaper payroll , but would work with OSI agents, which her father had already arranged.
Her assignment was to seek out a man know as the Professor, who also called himself herr Doktor; he was a OSI agent operating undercover in Colorado. Based on her knowledge of the area, the two of them would attempt to break several suspected ciphers OSI has recently been informed existed, which appeared in a newspaper , the Alamagosa Gazette.
Once broken, they believed it would lead to the location of a mine, which somehow was critical to the other side, located in the lower front range country.
They knew their agent was in trouble, as word had come that the other side had contracted to have him eliminated by the Wolverine Brothers out of Michigan. Attempts to stop them would tip the other side OSI was onto them, so this tactic was being used.
She would arrive in town, take a job with the paper, make contact with the agent, and try to effect his escape from the trap set for him. She would work with another agent, code name Albee, to prevent the agents death, and if necessary, fake his demise to further conceal what they were doing. They walked her out of the office, down to the street, where a car was waiting. "Get in, and drive to the airport, leave the car, and take this flight to Denver." he handed her a ticker on AOA. " Our agents will help you get where you need to go from there. Good luck."
She seated herself behind the wheel, rolling down the window to have a last comment before leaving "I am no spy, gentlemen. How am i suppose to do all this?" she asked
"Don't be coy Miss Veil, we know you are an expert marksman, and have been to some training in investigative work that your father sent you to before putting you on his payroll. "
"Oh, I see, so now I am a spy by virtue of you saying so?"
"No, you are because i said so". It was Rick, her investigative techniques nightschool instructor, arising from a concealed position in the rear seat. He slowed brushed aside her hair, and whispered in her ear " Cynthia, remember ....and spoke the Gaelic to her.
He also was OSI operative, and he would take the car, the car from her at the airport. " Be careful Cynthia , Albee is untrusted. We suspect he may have in fact been turned, and is a double agent."
American Overseas Airlines
The flight there was uneventful, as uneventful as one can be under the circumstances. Her father has arranged for her things to be packed and loaded aboard, as though she were on any other assignment, only she never had been on assignment, at least like this. her head was swimming with worry.
After arrival in Denver, she was delighted to see her trusty dog, Enigma, had been shipped with her luggage, although she was certain the dog was not happy about it.
The airline clerk led her to a pre arranged car, and handed her an envelope, marked simply Cynthia Veil, Bay Area News. Inside, she found instructions, advising her to find her contact at the Alamagosa Gazette. Inside was an ad clipped from the paper 'Writer-photographer living in beautiful mountain valley in south-central Colorado needs female assistant; must be funny, intelligent, witty and of course, have great gams . Must also be SINGLE, with no strings attached! May have pet, but have to stay out of my way. Inquire Alamagosa Gazzette, Box EEM.'
Continuing her journey by motorcar, she soon found herself sleepy. Enigma was sleeping on the seat next to her, as she spied a sign ahead, Colorado Springs 3 miles. "OK, sleepy dog, lets see if our family still has a suite at the Broadmoor in Colorado Springs. "
The next morning, as she was eating her breakfast, just under the fold in the morning paper "Mayhem in Alamagosa - Wolverine Brothers found dead in Acorn Bin"
"Enigma, we better hurry!"

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A Detective, a Girl and a dog named Enigma

Our detective, ever the cagey one, had managed to pull one on Crank and Yank, the Michigan Wolverine brothers. With his close ally, Albee, he had sought refuge in a bottle of scotch, the type that is chugged with relish on a cold Colorado fall night, as the first snows fall. What he hadn't counted on was it not being over, by a long shot.

She had sought his help, and was rebuked, rebuffed, and generally treated shabbily; he had accused her of being a hop head (she was) and being overly indulgent with Coors beer logoed products...that she kept a coors logo bottle opener on her keychain did not reveal her love for the master drink in her life, a tall cool bottle of muscatel, followed by a cold latte mocha...he had seen her slam these drinks one after another the night he evaded certain death at the hands of the Wolverine Brothers.

She sought him out the next morning, banging on the door to his filthy office until the door came open. She slowly entered, and spied him laying on the floor, like a newlt discovered corpse, his hair unkempt and moist, his hand clutching a empty scotch glass. By all appearances, he had releieved himself, his trousers stained, wet and smelled. She set her small dog down, and Enigma sniffed at him, and then licked the small swatch of vomit from his lips, causing his lifeless corpse to slowly arise. He opend a single bloodshot eye, and blurted out " How the F&*$ did you get in here?" followed by "ALBEEEEEEEEEEE" . A smallish badger appeared from under the desk, spied the intruders, and vanished.

"The professor is missing, and i think the formula is in danger" she opined. "OH, really". His cynical sarcasm was alive before the rest of him. She motioned with her index finger that he should check himself out, and catching the clue, he felt his trusers, got up, combed his hair with his hands, smiled a sheepish grin, "at least I'd didn't shit myself" he cheerfully exclaimed "I wouldn't know, you smell like you did" she replied.

Once he had managed to locate some clean clothes, he disappeared into his washroom, and reappeared wearing identical, but slightly less wrinkled clothes and his familair aviators cap, the type dopes wear that couldn't get into the Air Corps, although she knew he had. "So, you know where the formula is?" he asked. She smiled coyly, flipping her bangs with her hand, and simply mouthed the word "Yes". His only thought was why in the whole world had this ditzy dame dropped into his world, quickly followed with the appreciation he had not only for her comely shape, swedish-scotch good looks, but the fact that she was as loose with her cash as he imaged her to be in bed.

After some small talk, she persuaded him to drive her to the location she said was where the professor had hidden the formula. As they left town, and rounded a bend, she pointed to the road leading to the abandon mine. He wheeled his delapitated vehicle down the road, its out of alignment steering fighting him as he sought to dodge the ruts, potholes and ridges years of neglect has left in the roadway. When the were a hundred yards from the mine, she touched his arm, "Stop here please".

"M'eudail air do shùilean donna" she muttered. "Thats what the professor told me was the reason he trusted me" she said..."but my eyes are blue, so i have no idea why he said that, unless.." His trap of a brain picked up her line of thought, "Unless it was really a clue, something he thought you should remember, right?"

She looked at him for a moment, " are all detectives as stupid as you, or is this an act?"

"Act, why no I really...I mean Albee said"

"And who listens to a badger, anyway?" He suddenly felt uneasy as she slipped her hand into her purse, and pulled out a Smith & Wesson M&P. Not some wimpy peeshooter, this broad was suddenly worrying him, maybe he had been right, she is looney, crazier than Porky Pig on a bender. "Get out of the car" she motion with the gun. He staring at the business end, it looked much more persuasive than he had remembered from his Air Corps days. " Now what?"

"I don't want to hurt you, but Yank and Crank were friends of mine too" Tears were running down her cheek. "I don't have that many, and even if they were jerks, they were good to me" Realizing the situation was slipping into foul territory, he slowly began walking away from her, then running when he thought she might miss. Shots rang out, and as he suspected the M&P was too much for her, as slugs whizzed around him, into the dirt or overhead. Her turned to face her, and was shocked to see her one handing the pistol, a smile on her face, "OH, did I forget to tell you...I am the ladies champion at the Bay Area Gun Club" It was clear to him now he was not fulfilling his career wishes as a detective. Like a B movie, he saw the slug heading toward him before he heard the gun.

He awoke in the Alamogosa Hospital, she sitting next to him. She smiled, as he recoiled away from her..."I saved you, dope...the professor had a team onto me, and i had to make it look like you were done, so you can help me, get it?"

"Who are you woman???" he demanded to know.

"In due time, in due time, now sleep baby, sleep." She slowly began singing in a very quiet tone, barely audible

B' fhèarr leam fhìn na'n daoimean, Gur e nochd anoidhche

(I wish more than diamonds that tonight were the night)

Fade............(cue announcer)

" Will he find out what the hell is going on?? Is she really a double agent??? Stay tuned for the next episode of Cute California Hippie Girl and Enigma .....

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Canice Odds and Ends - Silly Stuff

Your Blog Should Be Yellow
You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyourblogorjournalbequiz/

You Are Not Prejudiced
Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind.
You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge.
You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you.
Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

You Are Fall!
Thoughtful
Expressive
Creative
Poetic
Smart

OK, thats enough for today..see ya!

Monday, October 8, 2007

Classic Dame test

Your Classic Dames Test Score: Katharine Hepburn

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

I thought I might be more like say, Greta Garbo...

Columbus Day 2007

Time was that Columbus Day was a so what holiday...at least as far as i can remember...so when did it become the big shop today and save big day, like just about every other holiday?

Yesterday while reading somethign online, I saw a ad for Harvest Festival in Ventura CA, which was this last weekend.. Do we really need to bring the kids to Harvest Festival in October to meet Santa Claus??? Why is it every year someone thinks we need to move up "Start shopping for Christmas" by a month? At this rate, in a few years the Christmas shopping season will start in September..."BIG post Labor Day Christmas Shopping event!"..oh wait, that happened this year also,huh?

Post vacation note>>>why is it that every time i go on vacation, i gain about 5 pounds, even when I am not eating any more than usual??It must be all the time sitting in the car that does it. Thank goodness for stretch jeans!

Since my current employer is a government agency, they are closed today, and i have a paid holiday, so i took the car over to have them look at the brakes, and to do a front end alignment. When they said the front brakes need new rotors, I said OK. When they said they were 159 each, my HB alert went off "Honey, if they say it needs rotors, thats OK, but make sure they don't overcharge you...the dealership says they are $68 each" Hmmm..so the repair shop wants to play dumb blonde overcharge huh? "Oh, my husband says they are like $70 each, so you must have meant to say they were $159 a pair, right? Otherwise my husband says to not get them." The guy looked at me, then place a phone call"to the warehouse, to check" and amazingly said, Oh they are 159 a pair...oh,ok...I really get kind of upset when people think I must be stupid...I had something on a much smaller scale happen on vacation...

In Oregon, we rented a DVD to watch one night, and the thing wouldn't play, and then the tv went out..we played with it for a little while, and then HB called the desk, and a guy came to fix it...he pulled the Tv out of the wardrobe cabinet thingy, and switched around some wires, and then said it was fixed...which is was..and then said we must have done something to it!!!! HB told him the remote quit working, and he looked at me and said "when someone tries to reprogram the remote, thats what happens" HB said to him that was not what happened, and thanks for coming to fix it...after the kid left, HB calmed me down reminding me that the kid has no idea who we are or what we know about stuff...I just get a little miffed that people assume so much. Sometimes when i am out having lunch, like with my friends, I think who would guess these women are project managers or database group adminstrators??? My friend Char dresses mostly like me, almost too casual for work, but not sloppy...Jeans, a sweater, you know...

OK, now back to cleaning the house...My brotherinlaw took the week off while we were gone, and stayed home...and when i got home, he had not done any dishes, the washer had the same dishes in it as when we left, the floor was dirty, the cat had coughed up fur balls in the family room, living room, and my office, and of course there is our lauundry to finish...til later, see ya!

Gross Trivia

Roots of the Scandinavian toast, sköl.

Answer: The familiar Scandinavian toast sköl derives from scole, the drinking bowl shaped like the upper half of a human skull. Originally, these bowls were fashioned from the actual skulls of enemy killed in battle.

What is Cenosillicaphobia the fear of?

Answer: Fear of an empty glass

Sunday, October 7, 2007

October 07, 2007 Evening edition-Vacation roundup

Here are some of the things i collected on my latest vacation:

3 lbs of Washington roasted coffee, oddly enough purchased in Oregon

A new Coach bag( from the outlet in Lincoln City)

Coach oct 2007

New Boots

New boots

Weather station- hand carved myrtlewood, coast of oregonMyrtle wood Office Weather Time station

Beer glass from Sierra Nevada Brewing in Chico CA

Variety of food, and those smashed pennies you make by putting in 50 cents and the penny, and spinning a crank and out pops your penny elongated and with some design on it, like this

Evergreen Aviation Museum_McMinnville OR Spruce Goose

But mostly i have memories of all the wonderful places and things we saw...

Air Force planes appearing from the clouds to land at the local air force base next to Fort Lewis...or navy planes coming in from overseas

c17 Prowler on approach

Ships passing the ferry

Freighter in Admiralty Inlet WA

and scenery, far different from where I live...

Deception Pass WA

Too much to list it all here. Another vacation over...now just work for six months paying it all off! ( Really, I think in just gasoline, when we didn't pay cash, we must have charged a lot. )

Can It Really be Road Trip Day 8?

We left Springfield Oregon at a leisurely 8:20AM, and basically drove all day, with a couple of quick stops. In Weed, CA to visit Mt. Shasta Brewing, which did not open until 2PM, so it was a quick stop, and back onto the highway.

Stopped in Mt Shasta City for gas, and "supplies" (aka Mt Shasta Brewing beer), then back on the road.

Stopped in Chico, bought some more "supplies" at the Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. Back on road.

Stopped in Sacramento for some HB supplies, aka cigars...you guessed it, back on road.

Arrived Home-whew!!

Epilogue
We traveled about 2500 miles, saw a lot of places, and now have a better idea where we might move to after I retire. At most I want to work full time for another couple of years and then retire, and move, and then maybe start a consulting business part-time. I tried that before, and got a lot of offers, but decided to wait. If I wait, then I will have saved enough money to draw to supplement our income until HB gets Social Security and can also start withdrawing on the IRA. I figure I might do the consulting thing for 4 or five years and then totally retire. As one of my relatives who is now 79 told me, retire young enough to enjoy it...which makes sense to me!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Entry from the Road for October 05, 2007

Well, if anyone has been reading this, and from the comments you haven't, today we started home from Bellingham. We avoided Seattle (due to morning traffic delays), by going across on the ferry from Whidbey Island to Port Townsend,

ferry

and then to Bremerton, Tacoma, past Fort Lewis, through Portland at rush hour,

Portland Traffic

to Springfield.

Tomorrow we will wander on back down to California, and call this vacation done...for now.

Off all the places, so far we like Washington better than Oregon...the weather has generally been like this every time we have been here, even the local news said it" well, looks like it will be about nine months until we see 70 degree days again" But then again, that is why its the evergreen state...

San Juan Islands Deception Pass WA

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Entry for October 04, 2007- Peewee, Intl Dog of Mystery

First, let me point out that not all hotels are the same. DUH!!!!!!!!

When we stayed on the coast, and in Kennewick, we hardly heard anyone when in our room, even though there were people in rooms next to us and over ours. This particular all suites inn has paper thin walls, especially when the people next room over have a TV against the wall, which happens to be the wall your head board is against. Tip for travelers- be nice, DON'T turn your friggin TV to a nice loud volume at 4:22 AM, OK? Some people near you might want to sleep in to say, 5:30 or something...

After we did get it together, we headed to Lynden, which was disappointing, then went over to the coast, managed to head the wrong way and ended up in Blaine. So we wandered thru Blaine to the Peace Arch Park, which was empty.

I wandered down a path to photograph whatever, and decided to photo the actual borderUS Canada Border as I did, my dog wandered , well, away from me, so i guess technically she's an international dog now...

I thought it interesting, because coming from Canada to US, traffic was lined up, and i could see Customs searching peoples cars, just like they do on the Mexico California border; going US to Canada, they were practically waving people thru(in photo cars leaving Canada are backed up, into Canada

Canada Border crossing

What was real interesting to me, was if they are that determined to protect our border, why is it in the park, and apparently for miles along the border, this is our border control

Blaine WA The houses in the background are in Canada

White Rock BC

I walked up to the sign, over to the street, took the picture and came back...no fences, no barriers, nothing.

From here we drove to Birch Bay State Park, and then back to Bellingham via back roads, down (honest) Chuckanut Drive, where i took a couple of pix of San Juan Islands

San Juan Islands Next we headed to La Conner WA

La Conner WA We ate at the local brewery, and then when to

Sedro Woolley, WA, and up the highway there to Lake Whatcom...it is beautiful, and we saw a rainbow as the sun came out

April at Lake Whatcom

We finished the day browsing at an outlet mall (this state has more than any place I've been), where I got some nice Brazilian shoes and a couple of tops made in Cambodia...what ever happened to Made in USA??

That's a topic in an of itself, for when I'm NOT on vacation...

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

October 03, 2007 What day is it? Day 5?

Awoke to a beautiful sunny day, a light breeze bringing the air temp down from 50 to feel like 45.

After checking the road status, opted to leave Kennewick and head west, without the side trip to Leavenworth. The pass was the only one not getting snow at the time, and instead encountered the kind of wind driven heavy rain that makes windsheild wipers worthless.

Travelling into the Seattle area at noon, we thought there wouldn't be a lot of traffic, but as a precaution we took I-405 to bypass downtown and head north...what a miscalculation! Our experience on traffic is drawn from trips (only when required!) to the San francisco area or (dread) Los Angeles...so Seattle should be no big deal...wrong. Seattle has pretty awful traffic. And they are building on to the already huge freeway. It was 5 lanes on each side until it merged with another highway, then HB said he thought it was 8 lanes on each side, although 2 were carpool/bus lanes. And people wonder why i hate living in a city..

We ate at a favorite local place in bellingham, and went back to the hotel...tired.

Tomorrow we are going to check out Lynden, a "dutch" town north of here, then go to the border area, over to Birch bay, and who knows..

Our plan so far is that when we leave for home Friday, we are going to Whidbey Island, then taking a ferry to the other side and drive down the kitsap penisula rather than drive through Seattle and Tacoma on a workday during morning commute..