Squirrel Valley News- April 7, 2008
Chip Munk, standing in for Bufford T Squirrel, editor
In an effort to curb the recent disastrous effects of the badger invasion from Colorado, the Commission on Squirrel Valley Security Tranquility and Quiet has voted to appropriate a new fee of 15 acorns per new residential dwelling; additionally, families that occupy more than one tree, den or portions thereof are expected to pay a prorate (what ever that means) share to the CSVTQ. Acorns and nuts collected will be sold and the proceed used to hire new patrol canines, such as those in our still photo of the day.
These young recruits are under the tutoring of Oopie Doopie, pride of the Terrier Patrol. She is one tough trainer, known to snap and nip young recruits into shape before their stealth postings to various community locations. The new patrol will work together to locate and defend Squirrel Valley from intruders, especially those interloper badgers
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