Squirrel Valley News - November 2024
Glorious Leader today thanked the electorate for returning him to a fifth term of the Presidency, possible after the Liberal Party rallied the votes to overturn the twenty second amendment to the Constitution.
Buoyed by the surge in Liberal voters after the implementation of the instant citizen act of 2010, and outlawing the Republican Party as a threat to the republic, our Leader who once had a favorable rating of a mere 14%, garnered 89% of the popular vote, and all the electoral college votes.
Pledging to continue the war, the GL pledged to the nation that the ongoing struggle against the Conservative States of America would end soon. He blamed the unending conflict on the strength and support of the dreaded NRA, which was added to the terrorist organization list early in 2014 after it was linked to supporting the break away Republic of Texas.
Remember all the talk about how Bush was going to declare marshal law and not turn over the presidency in 2008?
ReplyDeleteThere was a video I saw of Naomi Wolf giving a talk and warning of how the direction of the country was towards a police state. Now that the Democrat party is in power we are seeing a bill passed that would fine people for not buying health insurance.
I can't see the current president lasting beyond two terms. Will he even get a second? Reagan was more popular when he left office than when he was first elected. President Obama is tanking in his first year, and saying and doing the exact opposite to what Reagan said and did.