Sex with a Cigar

Thought about this the other day, as hubbie fired up this thing called a Mega-

Do men really think having a big fat phallic symbol smoldering while shoved in their mouth is macho, or what? I don't get that whole thing. I mean when they are unlit, some of them actually smell OK, which honey says is from the cognac they are flavored with or soaked in or whatever. Once ignited though they smell like, well, burning shrubbery to me.

Apparently cigars are measured in "ring" size, a guide I found stats "A cigar's ring gauge is the diameter of the cigar and is measured in 64ths of an inch. The chart below will help you visualize common cigar ring gauges used in manufacturing.

The one honey was puffing on is supposed to be a 66, which according to above would make it over an inch thick. If his doctor saw that, well, there would likely be a lecture coming. He bought a half dozen to take on vacation. Thankfully I convince him NOT to smoke these rancid things in the car!!!