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Announcer : And now, Squirrel Valleys First News, Channel One, with Deft Touch and the Roadkill Report
Good Evening. Yesterdays editorial in the Squirrel Valley News has touched off quite a fervor in the Coolarado mountain village of Badgerville, which prides itself as home of the Badger made famous by his global adventures with the professor.
Pawl Househunter has this report on todays riotous event
Total panic gripped the community, as news spread that the Badger clan, offended by the passage of 222.22.222, is bent on "righting the wrong", claiming Squirrel Valley is the ancestral home of the badger clan, and no one can deny it. Fear that the badger will try to evict squirrels from across the valley cause pandemonium, and lead to a needless loss of life at two leg crossing, where the Nuthoarder family was brutally crushed by a rolling house.
It was only when the Terrier and Hound Canine patrol arrived did order get restored
More as we get the news...remember, Channel One, the only news organization covering ground, tree, and flying squirrel news in the Squirrel Valley!!
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