Squirrel Valley News
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As spring nears, it becomes more difficult for us, as the two legs start bringing all their animals into our valley. Of late we have had to protect the children from not only canines and cats, but one cranky old fart has brought a badger into our valley, to escape the colder climes of some damn place. Enough.
Mayor AcornHusker and the Valley council have approved measure 222.22.222, “The Badger Restraint Act of 2008”
We approve their efforts, but it does not go far enough. Unless the council gets enforcement by a much needed treaty with Canines of the Valley, routing the dreaded (and wiseass) badger will be doubtful.
So far only the Terrier family is on board with enforcement, and they are no match for the Badger. We strongly urge Mayor AcornHusker to seek a treaty with the Rottweiler and Pit Bull gangs, as endorsed by the Free Animals Roaming To Open Nature Most Imperiously committee, known locally as FART ON MI.
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