Why it takes me two hours to get ready for work!!!

I frequently wash my hair, not out of some compulsion to do so, but because i have an oily scalp, which means my hair looks yucky on top and then stringy dry elsewhere. I haven't been to a stylist in, oh, seven years or more, and so my style is no style, or what I call middle aged frumpy ; I dont wear hardly any makeup, although people give me compliments when i do, probably because they can't believe its me.
My clothes suck, mostly jeansand the kind of tops and shirts people wear on weekends...oh, and I own ten pairs of Crocs, because I love them
So why does it take me so long to get ready every morning...??? Because I hate work maybe? Just the idea of doing work all day instaed of relaxing and palying w the dog, shopping, whatever...like honey says the "worst day fishing is better than the best day at work"...maybe working for the last 35 years does that to a person...well, if you count part time work when in school, i have had a job somewhere for 43 years...blah blah blah...